I mean, I could've gone without the details, but I gotta say, my dear mother was right (she's always right): You gotta work at the ol' sex life. Truth be told, despite pretending to be horrified, I'm super thankful that my mother spoke honestly to me about sex. "MOTHER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, I GET IT! I JUST DON'T WANT THINK ABOUT YOU AND DAD HAVING SEX!" I would squeal, running out of the kitchen, diving into my room and slamming the door like I saw the angsty teens on TV do. unless you work at it, like I do with your fath-" You can't ever let the sex go, and it will. "Motherrrr! TMI!" I would screech, making a big show of squeezing my eyes closed in horror and throwing my hands over my ears. Trust me, I do strip teases on the four-poster bed!" "Darling," she would say, "it's always up to ONE person in a relationship to keep up the sex. I had a mother who was always very open with me about sex. Mama Z has been around the block (and back - multiple times). However, despite what the newly cuffed might tell you, the thrill of shiny newness will eventually wear the f*ck off. Just a light graze to the kneecap can send orgasmic chills down your fragile little spines. New body! New taste! New smell! New energy! New orgasms! You are in the glorious throes of sensory overload, girls. When you're first having sex with a new person, it's oh-so-exciting.
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